February 2012
15 posts
When I eat a huge meal: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
five minutes later :
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3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
shitbloggerssay:
“NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”
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January 2012
87 posts
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
hervacationh0me:
Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy:
pricklylegs:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
Watchda-heell:
puredestruction:
b-o-h-o-summers:
sluts-and-hipsters:
OH
MY
GOD.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE
THE BEST THING
THAT HAS EVER
BEEN POSTED ON
TUMBLR .
This is amazing, just watch it!!!
Reblogging this AGAIN
this is gold
THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT